how to walk like a queen [x]
Okay so this shit is in my likes and it’s come across my dash a few times since but this is the first time I’ve seen it since the following happened to me:
One time I was in Manhattan and I had a lot of walking to do and I was bored and was thinking about this gifset and I thought, huh, lets try it. So I did and I was thinking queenly, murderous thoughts and trying to see if people were more willing to get out of my way when I walked like this and then, I watch a guy pass me, do a double take, then a triple take.
Then he engages me in polite conversation for a block or two, tells me I have beautiful hair, then asks me out of drinks.
CHARLIZE THERON IS A SMART LADY BUT HER ADVICE IS POWERFUL. USE IT WISELY AND WITH CAUTION, MEN MIGHT START THROWING THEMSELVES AT YOU.
I will never not reblog this
I’ve been waiting for this to show up on my dash.
IF YOU HAD ROOM WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN IT AND THE WALLS CEILING AND FLOOR WERE MADE OF MIRROR WHAT WOULD IT LOOK LIKE IN THE MIRRORS
Holy shit I asked my dad who’s a physics teacher and he just looked at me, looked at the table, looked at me, tried not to smile, looked angry, and started to look up where you can buy big mirrors.
this is an actual room of mirrors.
as you can see, it leads to glitches in the matrix
AU real talk
Griffon is a queen of a kingdom and Geoff is her loser princess husband.
Geoff needs to wear an apron while wearing a dress.
Griffon needs to fucking have an army of men but like when there’s war with her kingdom, she like ‘i got this.’ aND MURDERS THE OTHER GUYS WITH A CHAINSAW
And Geoff is on the towers shouting ‘yay honey! you can do it!’
And he bakes cookies for her.
Yes this was important
you know that post that’s going around that’s all the drawing of seamus in suits. can we do that with seamus in dresses
fUC KIGN DID IT
tHAT’S THE INITIATIVE I LIKE TO SEE A+
Princess Seamus is best Seamus
my name is ran and seamus is my fave creature helo
can i join the party
…This isn’t a dress, but it’s something…ಠﭛಠ
*5000 years late to the party*
David Letterman is going to have a fascinating guest on The Late Night Show October 8th…
That’s right! It’s the blue-haired diva herself HATSUNE MIKU!!!!
The official MIKU EXPO Twitter announced that the popular variety late night talk show, starring David Letterman and Paul Shaffer, will have Miku perform to show off the technologies of how a live concert would work. This is likely to promote the MIKU EXPO event which takes place a few days after that show.
It’s good to know that Miku is expanding to places we never thought imaginable!
(Info taken from MikuFan)
w hat the fuck is happening
my favorite thing about this is that it leads to one of two equally perfect conclusions:
a) david letterman has absolutely no idea what a vocaloid is and will have to suffer through his own talk show being briefly taken over by a chirping holographic cartoon robot teenager using technology he only vaguely understands, or
b) david letterman currently is/will soon be a fan of hatsune miku
Mutant 101 - Professor Xavier Should Put In A Call To Her Parents - 5 Year Old Mia Stares Down marvelentertainment's Cast Of Guardians Of The Galaxy As She Crushes Them In A Game Of GotG Trivia On jimmykimmellive [X]
Vin Diesel in the background looking at her like “SHE’S PERFECT. WANT ONE.”
I thought girls didn’t like Super Heroes.
You thought what?
Also, bless five-year-old girls who can confidently pronounce the words ‘cybernetic enhancements’ because they’re so interested in superhero adventures that they saw no obstacle to learning anything at all to understand them better.
And can do it wearing a pink flower headband, if they feel like it.
GIRLS LIKE SUPERHEROES. GIRLS LIKE COMICS. GIRLS HAVE LIKED THESE THINGS FOR AS LONG AS THEY HAVE BEEN AVAILABLE TO LIKE.
(behold, three girls and one boy avidly reading new comic books in New York City, 1947, photographed by Ruth Orkin)
What girls don’t like is when they’re patronised, and herded towards titles designed according to what grown men think girls are supposed to like, and ignored with regard to titles that those men assume are just for boys and men. What girls don’t like is not being allowed to choose for themselves what they like.
This is not a new concept. This is noted in Chaucer. What every woman most desires is to choose her own way.